February 2012
76 posts
marththebland:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
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newy0rksydi:
plot twist: shakira’s hips actually are lying
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My Immortal, originally by Evanescence, as sung...
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what do you even do at a nightclub
like is there wifi
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“Male privilege has been with us for — how long? Ten thousand years? A hundred...”
– Sara Robinson, on “Why Patriarchal Men Are Utterly Petrified of Birth Control — And Why We’ll Still Be Fighting About it 100 Years From Now”
Everyone should read this article.
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swintons asked: POGMGOMGOGPOomgopmgomgg the saltiness and pudginess omg ogmgomghmggmggggggggggggggggg
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salveo:
Oh, I’m sorry - Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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i can’t wait for everyone to profess their love for me tomorrow hopefully its not everyone at once that’ll be awkward
me: oh 2AM we need to stop meeting like this
3AM: it's actually a quarter to four
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12-52:
plot twist nicolas cage steals all the grammys